1- What do you think the dog is doing? Is he satisfying his master? If you think so, then you have the dirtiest of minds, because the dog is only showing his affection and is taking love from his master. He has hidden his face in his legs to feel more secure and loved!
2 – If you think this is some sort of a sculpture, then again you have a dirty mind, The reason is that this is just a plant and it has grown that way that it resembles to a very common thing, which it is not.